Hyaenidae Ictitherium
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To All Members Of Homo Sapien Sapien
P.O. BOX Life
Earth, WORLD.
31st December, 2015
Dear Sapiens ;
RE: ABOUT HYAENIDAE
ICTITHERIUM COME 2016
I
just dropped a new single. It’s me I am single. I hope this is going to be a
huge club banger in 2015 if not a private banger. This follows a series of wars
between me and my team mate whom we ended our two human team by mutual concent
to pave way for better fisilistic visions and resolutions of 2016.
I
have had many long term minded team mates but after a short stint, I think its
bad then I become single. I didn’t know the problem until I looked into the
mirror and saw why.
Pizza
wont divorce you, pizza wont cheat on you, pizza wont fight you. Why don’t
people just date pizza ?Yes. But because its unrealistic, just be single for
Genus Hyaenidae Species Ictitherium who will be free to play the role of pizza
in 2016.
Since
parting ways with my dear team mate, I have been more useless than even a
calendar because at least a calendar has dates while I nolonger have. So come
2016, dear Sapiens of the xx genetical make up, give me dates.
I
have been single for a better part of 2015 and I think come 2016, consistency
is key. Read between the lines.
Have
you ever faced a dry spell ? where each lady you try to make yours ignores you
? You stand alone next to a huge wall or on a cliff then you shout , “ You are
beautiful, I love you!” and your echo replies, “I just want us to be friends!”
Have you ever faced such a dry spell ? Well it’s my prayer that all Sacco
members of our team don’t face such Satanic dry spells in 2016.
To
all the Sacco Members, Alumni ,Graduands , Masters Students and Victims Slayed
and Unslayed, we wish you a Happy New Year.
Signed
Hyenapithecus
Ngonothropus
Seketepithecus 
