Straight to the point, we
normally want to think of something different. Something unrelated to the brain
blow out experience we have just gone through. This is normally the perfect
time for a man to think about playing a game of spider solitaire or even EA
SPORTS FIFA. Most of all if she’s a new lady, then this is the perfect time to
text close buddies and brag, “My nigga, mission accomplished! Case cleared!
Chwilililililili!”
Other random thoughts include :
1. Did
she cum or she was faking it ? Does it really matter.
2. Where
is the remote ? I want to watch some UEFA Champions League finals replays
3. If she’s ugly -I really hope she’s on the pill because if she ain’t, then we shall
have a new endangered species on the discovery
4.
If
she’s too ugly and you don’t want anyone to know you romped –This one will surely go as a wank
5. If she’s too beautiful –This one is going to the wanking gallery for
future references
6.
When
She asks for round Two after a marathon - Come ooon ! I need twenty minutes to
facebook first
7.
When
She Tells The Man That She Feels Impregnated – I wish I aimed for her tits. I really hope she is not married
8.
When
You Had It With Him For The First Time – I
really have to fart. I wonder if I can blast one without her noticing. I hope
she doesn’t ask me what I am thinking of right now because it will be the vaguest answer.
9.
When
She Pointed Out A Serious Relationship Before The romp – Oh ! Shit, whats her name ? I wanna say it
started with an R
. Holy
Shit, I made that weird orgasm face again but I am glad there is no more
mystery here. Congratulations self.
Now You Know. Men just hate
cuddling and sitting there saying nothing after accomplishing.
