Monday 22 July 2013

Bakari The House-Boy

Bakari is a houseboy of Kibaki.

Bakari is a houseboy who every day drinks the wine of his boss
and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank.But the
Boss having suspicion as for the quality of the wine he decides to
buy pastis wine (a french wine that changes colour if you add water)
Bakari as usual takes a mouthful and adds water to replace what
he drank.

However, after adding
water the pastis wine became milky. When Kibaki came back and
noticed it he was sure he had managed to nail Bakari as a thief!!
At that moment Bakari realises he is in trouble and runs into the
kitchen

The Boss tells his wife " Mary you will see,today he will be obliged to acknowledge that he's a thief!" So he calls Bakari shouting

KIBAKI :"Bakari.!! "
BAKARI:"Yes boss"
KIBAKI :"Who drank my pastis?"
*no answer*
The boss repeats his
question:"Who drank my wine?"
*no answer*

kIBAKI goes to fetch Bakari in
the kitchen and asks him "Are u
insane or what?" When i call you
you reply yes boss but when i ask
you a question you dont answer
me! Why??"
Bakari replies "When you are in
the kitchen Boss you dont hear
anything at all except the name."
To prove that Bakari is lying.the
boss tells him "you stay here
beside Madam,i'l go to the kitchen
and you will ask me a question"
Bakari agrees and the boss goes
to the kitchen
BAKARI:"Boss!"
KIBAKI :"Yes Bakari"
BAKARI:"Who goes into the maids
room when madam is not here?"
*no answer*
BAKARI(shouts): "Boss who made
the maid pregnant?"
*no answer*
BAKARI(shouts again:"Who made
the maid pregnant?"
*no answer*
The boss came out of the kitchen
sweating and said "Bakari its
true,you were right when one is
in the kitchen you only hear the
name and nothing else,go and
continue with your work i have
no problem with you"

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