His hand on her waist and her pupils focused onto his retina.Her left hand touched his hairy face as the ring on her engagement finger stroked his broad chin in rhythmic ecstasy.His tongue deep inside her warm wet mouth and the tongue being scratched by the space in her buck tooth while her warm breath hits his vehemently sweating greasy face that has longed for such a tender caressing.
Natasha was shorter than Bobito and so as they stood under that little mapera tree, Bobito pushed her gently against the trunk of the tree and as breathless as she was, she lifted her her left leg from beneath the denim skirt and curled the foot around Bobito's left thigh from behind as Bobito started to sigh from the heated snogs and Natasha so breathlessly held onto him tighter than TAVETA.She left her hand off his face then down Bobito's neck, then down his rough chest over his khaki shirt. The romance was getting hotter but not until her hand touched a hard thing...on Bobito's breast pocket.She reached out for it by unzipping the khaki shirts breast pocket and taking out the package.Alas! It was a small velvet box. One of those little boxes you saw on afro sinema being given by Ramsey Noah to Genevieve Nnaji or y Emeka Ikke to Ini Edo.
Hehehehe!A chill of anxiety cancelled the romantic mood as she pushed away Bobito and ran a few meteres away from him to see the contents of the package.Bobito, so engulfed and weakened by the sudden halt of the romance, fall on the ground laughing and thanking God beacause finally he was home after 8 months to propose to the woman he loved most. The woman was the beautiful Natasha. (A rather short lady with well kempt afro on her round skull with a black smooth skin glittering under her upper spectacles and the wide gap between her upper teeth just the space you would think was made by God's dental chisel. Hehehe! Bobito on the other hand was a skinny man with a broad face and shaggy unkempt hair which was influenced by his constant love for reggae music by Bob Marley. Hehehe! I know you want the descriptions to go further.
Anyway, Natasha opened the little box slowly with her fingers shaking like my father's changaa influenced fingers. Natasha opened the box and saw a cute bronze ring glittering innocently with jealousy of quenching Bobito's love for Natasha.Unfortunately for Natasha, the ring was written, "Bobito weds Nicole!"Natasha felt a burning pain in her chest as the ring ring clearly spelt betrayal of love by Bobito the man she loved most. Natasha was faithful to Bobito and had never played him even during his 8 month trip to Malaysia. Was this Nicole bitch a Malaysian??? Just a question among the many that clogged her stressed mid as the volume of tears rose in the corners of her optical apparatus.
Bobito frantically rose from the grass, licking his lower lip and preparing for the next kiss from Natasha. He noticed the tears rolling under her glasses."Natasha baby, why are you crying?"" Leave me alone bastard, " as she sobbed genuinely. "I'll be okay. Leave me alone. Now I know that love is a guessing game. You men are FAUNA who destroy the feelings of FLORA women." Natasha continued to curse Bobito poetically."Natasha I don't understand you.!Natasha looked at Bobito from nail to cheek then gave him a thunderous slap on his broad left cheek and down Bobito went."I hope this slap makes you overstand if you don't understand me now." Bobito fell on the ground still perplexed and spitting saliva to see if the bite on his tongue was severe.As Bobito lay on the ground, Natasha stood rooted with tears allover her blouse while she stared at the ring of betrayal.Then suddenly from he back, Edwin came."Bobito, I am sorry for you my man. I made a mistake when designing and smeliting your wedding ring, I curved the name NICOLE instead of NATASHA.""Natasha, I am sorry for hurting your love with Bobito. Nicole is the name of my wife and at the mention of love, I always think of her hence the confusion in the ring. I wish you would slap me rather than hurt your innocent Bobito."Edwin took a golden ring from his pocket, "Natasha, here is a replacement for the ring." The golden ring was glittering with marbles on it reading, "Natasha weds Bobito."On realizing how wrong she was, Natasha knelt down to pick Bobito and tell him how sorry she was for overreacting.Bobito didnt say a word but just hugged and kissed her on the forehead as she cried and Bobito whispering in her ears, "Natasha dear, it was my fault, I contracted an amateur ring curver.And the happy epilogue of this story was celebrated on a colorful aisle with a priest on board to officiate the cutting of the cake from Malaysia that Bobito had brought Natasha.
_______ END ______
[B.o.B 2013 A Whoof Deh, For The Perverts]
Natasha was shorter than Bobito and so as they stood under that little mapera tree, Bobito pushed her gently against the trunk of the tree and as breathless as she was, she lifted her her left leg from beneath the denim skirt and curled the foot around Bobito's left thigh from behind as Bobito started to sigh from the heated snogs and Natasha so breathlessly held onto him tighter than TAVETA.She left her hand off his face then down Bobito's neck, then down his rough chest over his khaki shirt. The romance was getting hotter but not until her hand touched a hard thing...on Bobito's breast pocket.She reached out for it by unzipping the khaki shirts breast pocket and taking out the package.Alas! It was a small velvet box. One of those little boxes you saw on afro sinema being given by Ramsey Noah to Genevieve Nnaji or y Emeka Ikke to Ini Edo.
Hehehehe!A chill of anxiety cancelled the romantic mood as she pushed away Bobito and ran a few meteres away from him to see the contents of the package.Bobito, so engulfed and weakened by the sudden halt of the romance, fall on the ground laughing and thanking God beacause finally he was home after 8 months to propose to the woman he loved most. The woman was the beautiful Natasha. (A rather short lady with well kempt afro on her round skull with a black smooth skin glittering under her upper spectacles and the wide gap between her upper teeth just the space you would think was made by God's dental chisel. Hehehe! Bobito on the other hand was a skinny man with a broad face and shaggy unkempt hair which was influenced by his constant love for reggae music by Bob Marley. Hehehe! I know you want the descriptions to go further.
Anyway, Natasha opened the little box slowly with her fingers shaking like my father's changaa influenced fingers. Natasha opened the box and saw a cute bronze ring glittering innocently with jealousy of quenching Bobito's love for Natasha.Unfortunately for Natasha, the ring was written, "Bobito weds Nicole!"Natasha felt a burning pain in her chest as the ring ring clearly spelt betrayal of love by Bobito the man she loved most. Natasha was faithful to Bobito and had never played him even during his 8 month trip to Malaysia. Was this Nicole bitch a Malaysian??? Just a question among the many that clogged her stressed mid as the volume of tears rose in the corners of her optical apparatus.
Bobito frantically rose from the grass, licking his lower lip and preparing for the next kiss from Natasha. He noticed the tears rolling under her glasses."Natasha baby, why are you crying?"" Leave me alone bastard, " as she sobbed genuinely. "I'll be okay. Leave me alone. Now I know that love is a guessing game. You men are FAUNA who destroy the feelings of FLORA women." Natasha continued to curse Bobito poetically."Natasha I don't understand you.!Natasha looked at Bobito from nail to cheek then gave him a thunderous slap on his broad left cheek and down Bobito went."I hope this slap makes you overstand if you don't understand me now." Bobito fell on the ground still perplexed and spitting saliva to see if the bite on his tongue was severe.As Bobito lay on the ground, Natasha stood rooted with tears allover her blouse while she stared at the ring of betrayal.Then suddenly from he back, Edwin came."Bobito, I am sorry for you my man. I made a mistake when designing and smeliting your wedding ring, I curved the name NICOLE instead of NATASHA.""Natasha, I am sorry for hurting your love with Bobito. Nicole is the name of my wife and at the mention of love, I always think of her hence the confusion in the ring. I wish you would slap me rather than hurt your innocent Bobito."Edwin took a golden ring from his pocket, "Natasha, here is a replacement for the ring." The golden ring was glittering with marbles on it reading, "Natasha weds Bobito."On realizing how wrong she was, Natasha knelt down to pick Bobito and tell him how sorry she was for overreacting.Bobito didnt say a word but just hugged and kissed her on the forehead as she cried and Bobito whispering in her ears, "Natasha dear, it was my fault, I contracted an amateur ring curver.And the happy epilogue of this story was celebrated on a colorful aisle with a priest on board to officiate the cutting of the cake from Malaysia that Bobito had brought Natasha.
_______ END ______
[B.o.B 2013 A Whoof Deh, For The Perverts]
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