Death And Funeral Announcement Of The Late Omena

Its with deep sorrow and humble acceptance that we announce the death of Mama Petronillah Omena of Lake Victoria. She was a dear sister to John Tilapia adn Phoebe Mbuta of River Nile, Daughetr in Law to Edith Mud-Fish of Great Lakes USA and Nicholas Catfish of Red Sea if not Agnes Whale of Kesses Dam. A dear customer to Bifwoli Bifwoli and Tsimonjero Mgongo Wazi of Kibra. Omena's burial will take place at Sufuria Gardens near Frying pan Stadium. The flower girls who will dance at the ceremony are tomatoes, dhania and kitunguu saumu of Bangla Pesa Mombasa. The flower girls will be dancing to the hit song "Pole Samaki Pole" produced by Pwani Oil Refineries. Omena's Euology shall be read by Pastor Eric Omondi of the all THINNERS Repentance Cathedral and the Charcoal that shall be used to cook Omena will be made of non other than Daniel Churchil Ndambuki Mwalimu Kingang'i Black Bleaching Agents for Charcoal Production in Kativoo Kitui East. The undertakers shall be the villi of the small intestines of Marlboro Karao Police Station who shall rpovide security to omena's coffin against Minyoo haramu sent by Ambusi Deh of Ghetto Mburrrrrrrrrukenges. Omena shall be laid to rest at the Choo Za Kanjo Holes of Muthurwa Market and shall be recievd by uncountable worms. rest in Peace Omena Petronilla. We Loved you but Choo Loved you most. B.O.B