A man was yesterday arraigned in a digestive system court and charged with causing abdominal incitement, violence and rapture and blockage of digestive highway contrary to the feeding clause 1pm Lunchtymo of the Meals New Constitution.
Mr. Mayai Boil was put before principal Magistrate Actal and Eno where he pleaded guilty to the charges of being half cooked and jointly charged with collaborating with rotten friends like stale Beans Madondo of Korogocho Slums Hotel to cause the alleged rapture in Mr. Wafula's gastric area. (stomach)
Mr Mayai Boil pleaded guilty to the charges and was flashed out on a fine of 10bob for hiring advocate eno and 5bob for hiring lawyer actal.
However, Mr Wafula was also given a 24hour sentencing to hard labour through having to hang around his toilet and squatting with eyes tightly closed and letting out Mr. Mayai Boil and Company from the said premises as a punishment aimed at making MR. Wafula to stop eating anyhowly in dirty vibanda hotels.
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