Marriage

Marriage is a relationship where one person is always correct and the other person is the husband. During the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and wife listens. In the second year, the wife speaks and husband listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen. SPOTTED ON A MARRIED MAN'S T-SHIRT : "All Women are devils, but my wife is QUEEN.... of them all !! A man is incomplete until he marries. Immediately he marries, he becomes finished. Before marriage, a man YEARNS for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.