POLICE : Come here young lady. Where are you coming from at this hour of the
night ?
GAL : From friends, I am heading home
POLICE : Have you looked at your timeline and seen that it is 11:58pm and seen more to see that its two minutes to 12am ??
GAL :Yes Mr Officer
POLICE : Are you seeing I have a pistol in my hands ready to shoot any one who walks past midnight ? Tell me whats on your mind because buttocks never heal when shot by a bullet
GAL :Am sorry.
POLICE : [to police 2] Major Kipsang, can you share a status like that one ?
KIPSANG' :Upload a better status from your purse.
GAL :I don’t have any money.
POLICE :Okay send me a friend request so that I be coming to your house to poke you so that we clear that debt.
GAL :Dah!
POLICE :Then send me internet bundles or I shoot your teeth
GAL : Meaning?
POLICE :I need a small bribe.
GAL :I have no money.
POLICE :Call PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW so that they send you money.
GAL :I don’t even have airtime.
POLICE :Okay bring your national Identity card.
GAL :I don’t have an I.D
POLICE : Ooooh! So you are the one who sends admin inboxes saying, "DEAR ADMIN HIDE MY I.D."
GAL : Sorry
POLICE : Yesternight we met, you said sorry and I warned you not to walk at night alone GAL : Sorry
POLICE : Okay. That was a yellow notification.
GAL :Forgive me. [smiling]
POLICE :I can see your profile picture is original. I hereby forgive you. If I was a bad person then I would have blocked you behind bars for 48 hours. Can you log out of this place with the speed of google chrome.
[B.o.B 2012, Kenya Policemen Are The Toughest]
GAL : From friends, I am heading home
POLICE : Have you looked at your timeline and seen that it is 11:58pm and seen more to see that its two minutes to 12am ??
GAL :Yes Mr Officer
POLICE : Are you seeing I have a pistol in my hands ready to shoot any one who walks past midnight ? Tell me whats on your mind because buttocks never heal when shot by a bullet
GAL :Am sorry.
POLICE : [to police 2] Major Kipsang, can you share a status like that one ?
KIPSANG' :Upload a better status from your purse.
GAL :I don’t have any money.
POLICE :Okay send me a friend request so that I be coming to your house to poke you so that we clear that debt.
GAL :Dah!
POLICE :Then send me internet bundles or I shoot your teeth
GAL : Meaning?
POLICE :I need a small bribe.
GAL :I have no money.
POLICE :Call PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW so that they send you money.
GAL :I don’t even have airtime.
POLICE :Okay bring your national Identity card.
GAL :I don’t have an I.D
POLICE : Ooooh! So you are the one who sends admin inboxes saying, "DEAR ADMIN HIDE MY I.D."
GAL : Sorry
POLICE : Yesternight we met, you said sorry and I warned you not to walk at night alone GAL : Sorry
POLICE : Okay. That was a yellow notification.
GAL :Forgive me. [smiling]
POLICE :I can see your profile picture is original. I hereby forgive you. If I was a bad person then I would have blocked you behind bars for 48 hours. Can you log out of this place with the speed of google chrome.
[B.o.B 2012, Kenya Policemen Are The Toughest]
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