YOUR DAD IS SO……..

YOUR DAD IS SO……..

@ yourdaddys phone is so old, instead of home in facebook, it has village

@ your mama is so corrupt, she gave birth to you through back door

@ wewenimfupiunaendeshangapanadolkamatyre.

@ your daddy so polite, he can fart via wi-fi

@ your siblings so many, you normally use capture recapture method to establish who has taken supper

@ your daddysplaystation so old and hot, when you play fifa, one team has to play barechest

@ your daddy so selfish, he eats his fingernails in the dark

@ your mama is so fat, your dad tells him " BABY, YOU ARE TWO IN A MILLION. "

@ your daddy so thin and your mama so fat, when they dance bend over, your daddy looks like her tail

@ your mama loves to talk about people so much that when she keeps quiet, her mouth shakes