Monday 29 September 2014

LADIES, how do you know that you have valuable #ASSETS aka Defence ??

If anytime you and your friends walk then a man approaches you from behind and greets you among your friends, baby gal your assets are of attractive high market value.

If you are in a bus/matatu standing coz there is no seat and then the man behind you constantly touches his 'phone' inside the pockets, baby gal, your assets can melt chocolate and turn it to yoghurt.

Baby gal if you sit in a bus, then after you alight, the men seated next to you scramble for partition in your seat, baby gal just know that you have colonial assets that can colonize a man's wallet, use this as an advantage.

Baby gal, if when tagging your facebook photos, then facebook recognizes your butts instead of faces for tags, jaber just know that you normally sit on dollar bills.

Sweet heart, if you are shorter than your boyfriend and even your girlfriends, but when you sit on chairs with them then you appear to be the tallest, do I still need to tell you that you own the ATM card pin for withdrawing sitting allowances .

Baby gal you walk into a panty selling supermarket in the ready made section then the teller calls the tailor, mhhhhhhh , you know what I mean ?

Sweet heart your husband loves when you sweep the house as many times as possible especially when his male friends are in the house.

Each time you post a selfie on facebook, it is reported as spasm by Nicki Minaj and Vera Sidika'sfollowers, just know that you are a threat to well known asset mortgage owners.

Sweet heart, no matter how hard and expensive you try to invest in a hair style, no matter how much you invest in blouses, men always tell you that you have a nice trouser, baby gal, you have magnet of the eyes in your thighs.

Darling you are a teacher in and in class when reading notes for students, they always pretend not to hear so that you write the spelling on the wall, and the more you write on the chalk board, then the more they get confused, darling know that you are a teacher with assets that have the materials that were used to build the tower if babel.

[ B.O.B A Whoof Deh 2014, Are The Above True ? ]

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